Prostitution Is The World's Oldest Profession (And I, Dear Madame, Am A Professional)

Do you know who I am?
Good, neither do I.
Got nothing to say (got nothing to say)
but if you pay me I can play the fool.

Go on, believe, if it turns you on.
Take what you need 'til your body's numb.
Prostitution is revolution.
You can hate me, after you pay me.
My submission is your addiction.
So just get out while you can.